Adam:Mr Williams this is a hat not a tea cozy ,a H-A-T you wear them on your head.
Luke farnsworth the third:What the bloody hell did you just say.your a bloody wanker corblimey.
–verb (used with object)
1. to intentionally and forcibly insert the scrotum and testicles of a male into the anal orifice of another, generally a woman.
1. the act of 'tea cozying' another.
tea cozying, tea cozied
"Damn bitch, you just got tea cozied!"