"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/