Noun. (Plural - Taylorisms)
A special teachers brand of business B/S talk
An example of a Taylorism:
"We look to you as ambassadors of our school and its uniform"
(In an attempt to advocate wearing school uniform 'correctly')
An incredibly dumb statement of any sort, usually resulting in those around the speaker desperately trying to suppress laughter. May take the form of a stupid question.
"If you build a car in auto body shop, do you get to keep it?" (To the counselor for 9th grade class sign ups)
Him: Hey are you the guy that invented spartan kicking?"
Me (to self): That's a taylorism!
Him: I KNOW what Mardi Gra is!
Me: ORLY? What?
Him: It's a religion in Mexico, right?
Random Guy: That's the best taylorism I've heard all day!