To have sex vigorously and indiscriminately
he was tayloring the football team
by NateLok April 20, 2011
Top Definition
The act of going farther than stalking and or creeping.
Dude, cutest guy at the movies. I couldnt help but start Tayloring him.
by SherlockHolmes006 June 05, 2010
Taylor-ing: The act of going farther than stalking and/or creeping on people. Specifically, humans of the Male gender.
Maya: What are you DOING??

Nicole: Wait. You didn't see that guy?? He was sooo HOT . I couldn't help but start "taylor-ing" him!!!
by LAH-LAH-LOVE. June 05, 2010
The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..
Jamie had a quiet thursday....lunch was followed by the tayloring of a helpless wench.
by crt1979 October 24, 2009
To inject or shove your penis into a girl's mouth while she is cheering or talking and does not know your there.
Did you hear? Mary got taylored by Jason at the football game. It was a good Tayloring.
by GuDDaGuDDaW80 November 06, 2010
having sex with a "taylor."
Facebook status:: omg!! im having so much fun tayloring the night away at this party

see:: taylor
by Trans Vestite May 08, 2011
Tayloring is to read someones text and deliberately ignore them. This is possibly the most annoying thing anyone could do. Everyone has been the taylorer, and everyone has been the tayloree, but that does not make this okay. Someday someone will slap you if you are a taylor.
Person 1: I"m Tayloring him right now
Person 2: Dude, no one likes a Taylor.
Person 1: But he taylored me all of last week!
Person 2: okay then, he deserves it, Taylor away.
by asshat2.0 October 13, 2015

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