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Taylor Lautner is a young american actor, born in 1992.
His roles include cheaper by the dozen 2, sharkboy and he will be playing the role of Jacob Black in the twilight movie, due to be released december 2008.
person 1- I liked that movie sharkboy and lava girl

person 2- yeah, taylor lautner was great in that movie
by a dude twilightfan June 18, 2008
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An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.
Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.
by i<3alphas.:] January 07, 2009
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Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.
by TaylorLautnerISJacobBlack January 02, 2009
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The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
by Berly123 June 25, 2009
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A vary sexy actor who has nice abs and big muscles!!! most girls are in love with him!!!!
I wish i had abs like taylor lautner.
by lolsmilelol July 08, 2009
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Taylor Lautner the hottest person the the face of the earth. literally. his name should be Taylor Hawtner.

plays Jacob Black in the Twilight Saga, he's 17 and was born Feburary 11th, 1992 in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He was into marital arts until he was 13, then he became interested in acting. everyone knows his first movie that made him uber famous was Sharkboy&Lavagirl. Now Taylor is currently done filming New Moon, the 2nd movie in the Twilight Saga.

btw- i am utterly obsessed w. him<3 ok?!
friend-(walks in my room) who are all those posters of on your wall?
me- oh thats just the most amazing person ever, Taylor Lautner. duh.
friend- oh he's hot
me- too bad he's mine

=
by xxdannncerrrxx July 29, 2009
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A celebrity who all the girls obsess about. He's well known for his role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl, or -gags- Twilight. Let's face it, the only reason why everybody likes him is for his looks.His acting is okay, but look at all the definitions here. Most of them are A SEXY BEAST or a FIIINE BOY or A HOTTIE. GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD: HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY THAT HE GETS WHENEVER A PURCHASE IS MADE TO THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE. Thumb this down, I dont give a shit. It's the truth, you gotta face it someday.
Girl: OMG TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO INCREDIBLY HOT!

Me: What about his personality?

Girl: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, HE'S HOT!

Me: Riight. You know he doesn't know that you exist, right?

Girl: YES HE DOES, HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Me: *rolls eyes*
by SimpleBrunette August 20, 2010
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