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Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
by MiamiMan April 02, 2012
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The art of pulling down your pants and rubbing your ass across the floor. Made famous by South Parks att stone and Trey Parker.
Faith Hilling is sooo 200late.
If they would have Taylor Swifted, it would have been a lot more impressive. Taylor Swifting is the best.
by James Crank June 20, 2012
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2.
The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.
by Malicho March 31, 2012
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Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.
"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"
by SP FTW March 31, 2012
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1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ May 28, 2012
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The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.
Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
by mr.timmah June 11, 2012
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The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.
"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum
by 93<l<0 March 29, 2012
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