An overrated pop star.

-She gets all her fame and fortune by making everyone feel sorry for her. Kanye West disses her bloody horrible and stupid music video that she stupidly won an award for, so now the whole world feels bad for her, so now she wins every award possible.Got girls everywhere feeling sorry for her because Joe Jonas broke her heart after no more than a two month, long distance relationship.

-Has little vocal ability, yet wins awards against the likes of Martina McBride and Beyonce, again because people feel bad for her, and everyone seems to jump on the bandwagon.

-Claims to write all of her songs about personal experiences, yet if you listen to her albums, it's obvious that she is either a wh.ore who's had way to many boyfriends at such a young age, is a complete b.itch that no guy can stand to date for more than a month or two, or happens to be A LIAR.

-Acts as if she is all innocent and perfect, yet she wears extremely short skirts in concert, then disses short skirts in one of her songs. Oh, AND she takes pictures with people who have Nazi symbols painted all over their clothing.

-Is over emotional about guys. Thinks every guy she speaks to should adore her unconditionally forever and ever. And actually believes it's perfectly fine to stalk her ex boyfriends "just to check up on them" and admit to it, for the entire world to hear.

-Has NO vocal skills, NO guitar skills at all.

-Basically just an insult to country music.
Girl #1: OMG. TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO AMAZING. I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, KANYE WEST IS SUCH A RETARDED IDIOT, BEYONCE'S VIDEO SUCKS, HE SUCKS, HE'S THE WORST PERSON ALIVE.

Girl #2: HAHAHAHA. I thought it was funny. I mean, Beyonce's video was epic. Kanye was right, wether he was nice about it or not.
by Carrie18 January 04, 2010
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A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing shitty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking shit on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.
Girl: "Don't break up with me or I'll go Taylor Swift on you."
Boy: *shudders*
by noneya ;D December 30, 2010
A "country" singer who has a large following of girls aged 10-18, thinking the are "big country fans" even though the only "country" they listen to is Taylor Swift. Her music is actually pop with a bit of fiddle and a fake southern accent, making up the "country" aspect of her music.
13 y.o. girl: OMG!1!!1 dID U gEt teh NeW TAy sWiFt aLbUm? ItS HeLlA raw!!11! ivE aLWaYs bEEn a BIG coUnTRy faN!!1!!

Actual country music fan: Taylor Swift isn't country (throws ipod filled with songs by George Strait, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Alan Jackson, Randy Travis, etc. at her)
by 3803 July 15, 2009
Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.

Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.

But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?

Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
by isisnyc November 23, 2009
The act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead.
Like a Taylor Swift song.
Bee decided to Taylor Swift Short because she was always "the one" for her.
by NotStalking!Anon July 26, 2011
A overly hyped mediocre country singer who only sings about teenage "love", whose career was drastically skyrocketed by sympathy due to an embarrassing drunken act preformed by famed rapper Kanye West.

It has been reported that she sued a small karrrokee bar in Texas because people were singing her song and she was not getting any royalties for it. Next time yo think she is this "sweet and innocent girl" think again.

Did anyone else noticed that she fakes her "OMG I cant believe I just won an award" expression? She knows she is like the top country singer right now(don't see why though). That act really needs to go and i hope evceryone can see her for the fake and petty person that she reall is.
Girl 1: Gawsh Taylor Swift needs some new material for her songs.
Girl 2: What do you expect she is a mediocre singer/songwriter.

Guy 1: That Taylor Swift's hot isn't she?
Guy 2: Nah not really. To me she looks like a chipmunk, beaver, deer, ferret looking thing.
Guy 1: Haha, to each his own bro.
by Nykkee February 08, 2010
A fail waiting to happen.
Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott!
Girl: Have you even heard her music?
Guy: Well, er... No...
by Mimi, kitty December 29, 2009
A demeaning term used make fun of a certain female's small or obsolete breasts.
"You have Taylor Swift boobs"

"YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK!!"
by BRADYMYERS1 January 16, 2010

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