one of the damn, hottest, sexiest guys in the whole world! also has been an actor since he was a kid.
girl 1: omg! taylor lautner is so hot!
girl 2: yeah! he's a great actor too!
HIIIIDDDEEEOUUUSS IDDDIIIOOTTIC actor with a completely deformed head and a high, nasally voice. THE. UGLIEST. PERSON. YOU. WILL. EVER. SEE.
Person 1: "What's that fat thing walking over there with the gay voice who doesn't own a shirt?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."
Everyone says he's so fuckin sexy. I dont really agree with them!!!
"Taylor Lautner is SOOOOOOO hot!"
umm...no not really
taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.
girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!
me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.
girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D
some twilight fag who died snorting coke from a stripper's ass or some shit. wtf?
taylor lautner is a faggot.
currently in a relationship with charlotte morris
Taylor lautner really likes charlotte morris