Tax
fees that come once a month or are stacked onto purchaces. they are a government's way of saying "you dont own anything, not even your own life". used to dump vast amounts of cash into the upper class' pockets.
IRS agent: please deposit the money you didnt earn with the life you do not own for this ridiculous tax we made up 5 minutes ago.
by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 14, 2009
tax
Giving money you don't have to people you don't know for a program you don't believe in.
It's income tax time again. whoo. </sarc>
by timm December 03, 2003
Tax
Verb. - To steal.
Noun. (Taxer) - Thief
"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."
by Bob March 12, 2003
"The only difference between a taxman and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin."

-Mark Twain-

"A nation trying to tax itself into prosperity is like a man trying to lift himself out of a bucket by it's handle."

-Winston Churchill-
Enough said, good game n00bz.
by Elitist December 28, 2003
Money coerced and collected from honest, hard-working people in proportion to their INCOME. This means that the harder a person works, the more he is taxed. Taxes are NOT collected on WEALTH, which explains why rich people pay few taxes.

Therein lies the explanation why pollutocrats like John Kerry, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Kennedy, who have millions of dollars, want to raise taxes. They have great wealth but not-so-great incomes, so they pay very low taxes. It's YOUR ass they want to tax.

This also explains why higher taxes are the liberal's favorite solution to every problem. Higher taxes cost him nothing, but the entitlements they pay for buy votes from members of the entitled groups. This explains why black folks like to vote for John Kerry. You didn't think they like his face, did you?

Note a fundamental truth of the universe: Corporations do NOT pay taxes. Never have. Never will. They merely collect taxes and pass them on to the government. If the government slaps a high tax on corporations, the corporations merely raise the prices of the goods they sell, and pass the cost along to the consumer.
Hillary Clinton lay in bed, momentarily troubled because she could not think of a new way to raise taxes.
by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005
Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
tax
legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)
fuck taxes.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
The other thing guaranteed in life besides death.
Death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. Believe me, I tried to escape both and now I am screwed.
by Mr. MD January 22, 2007

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