Tax
to use excessively
"I could tax that fine ass for days."
by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

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What dumb right wing fucks seem to think you can run a country without. Dishonist Governmants like to appease dumb rightwing fucks by saying they'll lower taxes and STILL bring good services. THIS IS AGAINST THE BASIC LAWS OF MATHS.

There are two places for money.
a)In rich people's wallets and
b)in poor people's wallets or the governmants money for services etc.

b) needs it a) doesn't
so where should it be? ITS NOT A HARD QUESTION!
but would you believe it some people are still stupid enough to answer b) and unfortunately they are in power.

And no, dumb rightwing fucks you shouldn't keep it because you "earnt it" because cleaners work just as hard as you for a millionth of the wage and the chances are that in your society especially your only in your position and cleaners in their's because of WHO MUMMY AND DADDY WAS!!!

SO stop being greedy and start accepting that tax is essential and the rich need to pay A LOT if we're ever going to have FAIRNESS.
Politician: Our Governmant will lower taxes AND increase spending
Three year old: Mummy, You know you said I couldn't have my cake and eat it? well mr Scary Politician thinks you can. Is he stupid mummy?
DUH!
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005

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tax
another word for porking
hey man, i am going to tax you girl
by wade October 27, 2004

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To purposely hinder someone or something in a demeaning, hurtful, or degrading manner.
I was just about to get in that chicks pants when that fucking metrosexual faggit stepped in and taxed my gig.
by Captain Cock February 11, 2004

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Taxes, the ethereal costs of a good, in this example describe the natural annoyances involved when attempting to have hook up with/get with/fuck/merc/taste the pink/sink a brown a girl/guy. Taxes, as always, are negative and show one's dislike of the molestation involved.
"Chantel is mad fly son! but her bro is a tank; no way I'm paying that tax"

"I'd pay taxes for that ass, no doubt no question! Yo mami"
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To take something of value from someone because they owe you money, most likely because you fronted them a bag of shit and they have been dodging you for payment. In most situations possessions are taken through force and violence.
dopefiend 1: I saw (insert name here) at the casinos, they owe me money, let's go to there house and tax their ass.
by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

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To make fun of somebody
Ay, why you taxin him dog?
by John May 29, 2004

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Gordon the taxman
by oracle March 12, 2004

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