What dumb right wing fucks seem to think you can run a country without. Dishonist Governmants like to appease dumb rightwing fucks by saying they'll lower taxes and STILL bring good services. THIS IS AGAINST THE BASIC LAWS OF MATHS.

There are two places for money.
a)In rich people's wallets and
b)in poor people's wallets or the governmants money for services etc.

b) needs it a) doesn't
so where should it be? ITS NOT A HARD QUESTION!
but would you believe it some people are still stupid enough to answer b) and unfortunately they are in power.

And no, dumb rightwing fucks you shouldn't keep it because you "earnt it" because cleaners work just as hard as you for a millionth of the wage and the chances are that in your society especially your only in your position and cleaners in their's because of WHO MUMMY AND DADDY WAS!!!

SO stop being greedy and start accepting that tax is essential and the rich need to pay A LOT if we're ever going to have FAIRNESS.
Politician: Our Governmant will lower taxes AND increase spending
Three year old: Mummy, You know you said I couldn't have my cake and eat it? well mr Scary Politician thinks you can. Is he stupid mummy?
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005
Top Definition
Giving money you don't have to people you don't know for a program you don't believe in.
It's income tax time again. whoo. </sarc>
by timm December 03, 2003
Verb. - To steal.
Noun. (Taxer) - Thief
"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."
by Bob March 12, 2003
"The only difference between a taxman and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin."

-Mark Twain-

"A nation trying to tax itself into prosperity is like a man trying to lift himself out of a bucket by it's handle."

-Winston Churchill-
Enough said, good game n00bz.
by Elitist December 28, 2003
Money coerced and collected from honest, hard-working people in proportion to their INCOME. This means that the harder a person works, the more he is taxed. Taxes are NOT collected on WEALTH, which explains why rich people pay few taxes.

Therein lies the explanation why pollutocrats like John Kerry, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Kennedy, who have millions of dollars, want to raise taxes. They have great wealth but not-so-great incomes, so they pay very low taxes. It's YOUR ass they want to tax.

This also explains why higher taxes are the liberal's favorite solution to every problem. Higher taxes cost him nothing, but the entitlements they pay for buy votes from members of the entitled groups. This explains why black folks like to vote for John Kerry. You didn't think they like his face, did you?

Note a fundamental truth of the universe: Corporations do NOT pay taxes. Never have. Never will. They merely collect taxes and pass them on to the government. If the government slaps a high tax on corporations, the corporations merely raise the prices of the goods they sell, and pass the cost along to the consumer.
Hillary Clinton lay in bed, momentarily troubled because she could not think of a new way to raise taxes.
by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005
Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)
fuck taxes.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
The other thing guaranteed in life besides death.
Death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. Believe me, I tried to escape both and now I am screwed.
by Mr. MD January 22, 2007

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