The Rejects of Phi Delta Theta
Any person in Tau Kappa Epsilon is half the man a Phi is.
If you can't go greek, go TKE.
The nation’s largest fraternity. Devoted to recruiting and developing superior men of character. Often comprised of members representing the best in academics, athletics and social ability. Known for throwing the sickest parties on campus. Often found winning every Greek event known to man. Lacking in conceited douche bags who think popping your collar or making fun of people makes you cooler than others. Loved by women.
Random Rush: "Tau Kappa Epsilon throws a sweet party bro."
Random Rush 2: "Yeah, the guys are pretty tight too."
Guys' Female Friend: "You two go ahead, I'll have one of them walk me home..."
The biggest and best fraternity in the fucking world. That's right. I said it.
You: Yo man, did you see the definition for TKE on that dictionary site? It says TKE is da bomb!
Me: Well, yeah it is. Idiot.
Tau Eta Rules
Tau Kappa Epsilon is a brotherhood of men who support each others mental, moral, and social development. Since its founding in 1899, more than 240,000 men of good character have become members. We currently operate Chapters and Colonies on 278 college campuses across the United States and Canada, which makes us the largest college social fraternity in the world.
Members of Tau Kappa Epsilon value scholarship, character, leadership, teamwork, service, and brotherhood. We aim to make a positive difference in society, and become better people in the process.
That guy has high values, standards, morals, and commitment towards building better men to aid in building a better world! He must be a Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity brother.
tau kappa epsilon is:
-where their average blood alcohol level is greater then their GPA.
-a bunch of guys standing in a room with no purpose.
roofie distribution center.
-a place where a bunch of morons go to pat each other on the back saying how awesome they are.
-people whom are proud to be associated to politicians.
-where you can drink like an idiot and be hailed as a champion.
-an vacuum of intelligence.
-where the best hazing takes place.
-the biggest "frat" in the nation which is why most greek organizations distance them selfs from the word "frat" and instead use "fraternity".
-where becoming a brother is the greatest achievement that associates will be likely to achieve in their lifetime.
-a nationwide network of boys where the only connection to each other are the letters on their shirts and the crappy beer they serve
-where the doushebags from highschool go if they arent cops and no, in case you are wondering they didnt change a bit either.
-the date in which TKE was founded is commonly known as the beginning of the downfall of the american fraternal organizations.
-Soulja boy's white boy fan club yes, these guys have the whole album and yes, they do play ALL the songs - if you heard any of em.. you know what im talking about
-if all TKEs were moved to Zimbabwe the percentage of Americans infected with STDs would drop by 1/4.
if you are at a bar and there are people screaming ...
The biggest and fakest fraternity ever. Consisting of no real pledge process in which you get to know your pledge brothers and fraternity brothers who pledged before you. The size of "Teek" gets to be over 30 brothers who just want to drink, smoke, and not contribute to society. 2 brothers will pass each other in the hall and have no idea who the other person is. All they will know them by is that they are wearing the same letters. Go greek or go TKE
Tau Kappa Epsilon is the most illegitimate fraternity out there. Join a real one, it looks better on your resume, trust me.
The worst fraternity ever, accepting toolbag that rushes.
Guy 1: Dude look at all the reject pledges at tau kappa epsilon.
Guy 2: You know what they say, if you can't go greek go tke.