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Sebacious substance found on or inside ones genitalia after raucous debasement of a coworker (or many coworkers, subordinates and complete strangers) while at work. This disease is strictly indiginous to the Fox Valley area in Illinois. Named for a stellar insurance executive, and all around swell guy who made this type of behavior an art form.
Oh snaaaaaap, I got that nasty tarvin all over me after giving it to that dolt Wimer Beesley about that sloppy amendment.
by Alfonso T. Watt June 03, 2010

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