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1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.

2) Someone who farts like a belgian
1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.

2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.
by Ryan Welsh December 05, 2005

Words related to Tart Waffle

cruel fake fart farting gassy gossip malicious mean nasty