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4.
In homosexual american culture: the thankful reciever of bukakke and donkeypunches. often known to make silly and inane comments in desperation for approval. A tarkus is by definition an extremely ugly nasty stupid and essentially valueless piece of human trash.
TarkusENC: A Tarkus known for seat fetishism and smell of rotting fish.
see: TarkusENC of efnet
by pxl October 22, 2006
 
1.
1971 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album
by Alex March 26, 2003
 
2.
1.) a piece of music by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, or the album on which that musical piece first appeared 2.) a mechanical beast resembling a cross between a tank and armadillo 3.) the most awesome/beautiful/powerful thing ever
1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus
by Tarkusman December 24, 2007
 
3.
Name given to the armadillo tank painted by William Neal for the album that became "Tarkus."
I finally bit the bullet and bought Tarkus.

Boy do I hate Tarkus.

Tarkus rocks!
by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 02, 2005