Tardvice 

Advice from someone classified as a "tard."

"Hey Bob, you should go and stick that fork in the electrical socket."

Bob--"Im not going to listen to your tardvice."

Tardvice by Toadsage27 May 24, 2009

tardscream 

A loud cross between a scream, a moan and a groan commonly vocalised by the retarded. Not known to have any actualy meaning but could be a possible attempt at speech.

Retard: NMMMMMMMUUGH!!!!
Person 1: WTF that was some tardscream!
Person 2: I wonder if it was supposed to mean anything.

tardscream by RabD February 3, 2007

tardsville 

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.

Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm

tardsville by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006

Tarticle 

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily

katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.

Tarticle by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009

turdicle 

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

turdicle by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Tardville 

Group home or assisted living facility for mentally challenged people.

All the retarded folks live at Tardville.

Tardville by Hellcopinc April 22, 2011

Tardilepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.

She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.

S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!

Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.

Tardilepsy by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011