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3.
The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.
Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!
by Andrew C November 15, 2005
 
1.
One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster
Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!
by DavidDickinson June 01, 2010
 
2.
a bunch of homoerotics going at it in the back of your daddys geo
see Insane Clown Posse songs
You're a fagmiester tardcar dawg!
by Jordan Reiss October 19, 2006