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Ex: Dude, we took turns wailing on that 'tard, man! Leroy even gave her a dirty sanchez! w00t!
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tard is another word for complete dumb ass and a total retard you can also call it pip or sped
by Anonymous February 12, 2003
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A more polite way of saying retard.
1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.

2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
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A common term to be used negatively against a person who watches Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece, and defends them unconditionally.
Person 1: Have you seen the new episode of Naruto?
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a tard.
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Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.
by General Spoon April 16, 2008
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A fucking idiot who eats in class. Especially on the days where there's no nutrition.
Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*
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Short for Retardican. Low or lacking in intelligence. Low mental capacity of Republicans.
Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.

He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.

She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.

All tards vote that way.

You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.

Only tards vote against themselves
by TardObserver November 19, 2013
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