the lamest possible level of fail - when you just fail at life. like even a brown paper bag would be embarrassed to hide yo sorry-ass face, muthafucka. if you were a taquitofail hobo, flea-infested dogs would feel sorry for you and whisper to their pups not to stare at you, for fear of your epic level of failness being contagious..and then they'd move on and chill with other regular hobos.
Hot Dude A : Hey look it's Audra and Zef
Hot Dude B : Oh yeah dude, they're total taquitofails
Hot Dude A : No way! Lets go grab some dinner.
Hot Dude B : Fuck yeah!