will wood and the tapeworms 

(gay) rock jazz, that's how i like to describe it.... anyways go stream the normal album and stop being weird to will ohmygod

hey, have you ever heard of will wood and the tapeworms? they're an underrated band and they're very talented!!!

will wood and the tapeworms by cotard March 26, 2021

Starving Tapeworm 

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

Starving Tapeworm by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

tapeworm 

1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism

1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.

tapeworm by Stray December 6, 2003

magic tapeworm 

when you stick your dick into a mouth and sperm so much it comes out her nose

i just gave Kristi a magic tapeworm it was gross

magic tapeworm by jason and jonah July 19, 2009

Tapeworm 

That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.

Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.

Tapeworm by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013

Hillbilly tapeworm 

A person who’s lower stomach pooches after weight loss

Dang he sure does got a hillbilly tapeworm goin on

Hillbilly tapeworm by Orting honey November 12, 2018

Coney Island Tapeworm 

After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.

"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."

Coney Island Tapeworm by F00sieben December 11, 2012