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(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.
Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.
by Effluent Mills August 28, 2008
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Fine woman, good looking, good looking enough to own your ass
While kicking it at Walmart in the truck in Chandler, Arizona, Ken says to Johnny while looking at some fine cameltoe, TAP!
Then Johnny foams at the mouth. LOL
by crazykens May 30, 2010
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tits, ass, pussy another way to say a girl is hot
guy #1 damn bro, check out that girl ,shes tap

guy #2 ya your right oh my god shes really fine.
by james john smks June 11, 2008
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(v) To shoot someone usually at point blank range

(n) The shot at point blank range.
We had to tap that mofo 3 times before his legs would stop twitching! Damn, what kind of bullets are these?

Looks like the killer was in the back seat waiting for the victim to get in. The victim took a double tap to the head before he could even start the ignition.
by inane5 February 25, 2005
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Tap refers to tapioca milk tea, a beverage also known as pearl milk tea, boba tea, and bubble tea. Originating from Asia, tap is growing in popularity in the United States.

Tap consists of a sweetened milk tea or flavored tea to which the eponymous tapioca balls are added. These smooth, black-colored spheres are made from tapioca starch and impart a distinctive chewy texture to the beverage. Tap is generally served cold in a plastic cup and consumed through a thick straw that allows the tapioca balls to be sucked up.

Popular establishments that focus on selling tap include Sharetea, Kung Fu Tea, The Teahouse, and Dulce Tapioca.
"Hey man, you wanna go get some tap with me?"
"Sure, I'd love to have something to drink right now."
by byrone_ May 24, 2017
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Gee! I never thought we'd be able to TAP such a small anus!
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A word wiger's use to ask a friend if they have had sex with their girl friend. Or to brag about sleeping with a "chick"!
1. Have you tapped you gf yet?
2. I tapped her last night!
by Uber Cool Definitions July 19, 2006
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