1. Male unzips fly, whips out hard cock
2. Male scans room for skank with short skirt
3. Male runs at said skank with force, cock pointing straight out aka Kamikazee Land Shark
4. If tap is successful and skank enjoys the extreme violation of her Vajj, then she has been bagged.
Dude Guy Chauncy: "Man I got no chance with that piece of ass"
Dude Guy Jim: "Yeah your right, it looks like the only chance you got is to tap it and bag it."
Dude Guy Chauncy: "Shit my zipper is stuck!"