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A Tanner is a man of great magnitude, comparable to the gods themselves. He never ceases to amazing those around him. If there was a book written about his life, it would be split into two sections; before you read his book and after, it’s that life changing. If that book were to go to audio tape, Morgan Freeman would be required to be the narrator. On a scale of one to ten, he is easily a certified twenty. P Diddy wakes up feeling like him. I assure you he is extremely better looking than Mick Jagger, yet he never gets kicked to the curb. Oh, and his moves are far more superior. He has to keep a fence around his house at all times, because no matter what he is making in the kitchen, people all around try to get in his yard, and trust me, it is better than yours. He has a ranch full of baby panda bears, ligers, and humpback whales that he is teaching to perform Hamlet. His intelligence surpasses that of Socrates, Einstein, and Steven Hawking combined. His writing is as elegant as Shakespeare, but as pleasing as Dr. Seuss. If given the choice between eternal happiness and a Krispy Kreme doughnut, he’d take the doughnut because it’s something he doesn’t already have. If his life were a movie, Spielberg, Bay, and Lucas would all direct it. He is often called Superman. Not because he is super humanly strong (though he is very strong) or can fly, but because Kryptonite is his only weakness. If there were one word to describe Tanner, it would be ‘Scrumtrulescent’.
by IhavemetGod December 07, 2011
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Someone who can brighten your day when you believe the sun will not shine. He can make you laugh at stuff you never found funny. He has the cutest face, and his facial expressions make you want to smile even when your too tired to. Great musician, nice, and has a great heart, usually loses his way due to heartache, but will eventually find his way back, because a man that great can not go to waste.
Have you seen Tanner today?

Yes, that is why I am smiling!

Deportes!
by leaturrn December 13, 2010
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he's the shit. he's the best friend that everyone should have. you can trust him with absolutely anything. he knows even the darkest secrets you have. he jokes about them in front of everyone but never lets anyone know that they are about you. he's very good at keeping secrets and promises. he's the person you call when you have a problem, when your bored, when you want to party, or when you need that person who will listen. he'll listen for hours even if you call at 3 in the morning. if you ever got hurt, he'd be the one to call and would drive 200mph if he could to get to wear you are. he's amazing.
everyone needs a tanner in order be whole.
by bestfriend1212 December 07, 2011
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Very intelligent, smart, cute and full of positive thoughts! Sometimes stubborn but always keeps a smile on your face
Anyone who gets to know a tanner will fall in love with his image and personality.
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An amazing person. Someone who you can always talk to, and who you can trust immediatly. Someone who has a country accent, and makes you get butterflies every time you see him. A Tanner is someone who is willing to do anything for his friends, or his girlfriend, and always has the urge to flirt with you, in a romantic cute way. :)

A Tanner is also someone, who is incredibly tall, and handsome, most girls have little crushes on him, and are envious of the girl he chose to be his girlfriend. A Tanner will text you, "I love you" first thing in the morning, and a Tanner is someone you deffinantly want to meet in your lifetime. :)
Girl: Whos that guy you were walking with, is it Tanner?
Girl 2: Yes, he is my Tanner. :)
by A Tanner Admirer. October 01, 2011
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An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer.
You could never bicycle through the Great Smokey Mountains, man, only a tanner could do that.
by Cecile Johnson July 11, 2006
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A great wonderful person whom is caring lovable...and ladies man....lol
Wow i want a Tanner like that!

whoa he is so awesome and just a great lovable person with a great grl.
by undeadsoulja2323 February 04, 2010
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