The kind of woman that bathes in fake tan, has her hair died either jet black or white blonde, and wears hiddeous eye make up (usually very dark) in the hope of covering up their underlying averageness.
This is particularly bad when not even applied correctly leaving them with an orange "zebra" style pattern over their legs and arms.
A tell - tale sign of a Tango Wolf is the fact that her palms are the same colour as a Sainsburys carrier bag. (Also check for where it has been applied unevenly on the face, and where it has been rubbed into the hair...nice!!)
Larry: "No, what did she look like?"
Dan: "She looked like Jordan, but uglier"