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1.
A Male, usually in his 20's, infatuated with looking good, following trends, and
being tan: resulting in his balls being tan as to achieve the full effect. It is not uncommon for the underlying Tan Ball to actually be unattractive while not primped, and to possess inferior genes and intellect.
Mike, the obvious Tan Ball, with frosted hair and earings, was tan in the middle of December.
by Travonius August 28, 2005