Copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.
"I knew I had been tampounded when Dennis' gentleman's relish didn't dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. He pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! It must've absorbed all his spooge too. He fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his Goody brush. Thank gawd!"
by Phondooky June 13, 2013
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