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1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.
I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."
by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2008

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