A little electronic keychain with an animal on it. I had a kitten when I was 4 (which was when these lil fuckers were in style). Every night it would die cuz it would shit at like 3 in the morning and i wouldn't be up to change it. eventually i got so pissed at it I threw it under the train tracks at the subway station.
this fucking tamagotchi is messing with my mind!
by sweetness-and-light April 30, 2007
A virtual pet, approximately the size of a pager, that was popular in the mid-90's.
"I have to masturbate my Tamagotchi weekly or else it gets pissy and keys my car."
by BMWGGANTMSFU January 25, 2010
The best virtual/electronic pet! WOOT! Actually, the Japanese versions are better.
Don't you just love the latest version of the Tamagotchi?
by DelishDessert February 23, 2007