Tam: You're coming out drinking with me tonight and we're gonna have fun.
Scott: I can't keep doing this. I need to study.
Tam: I promise I'll make it worth your while...(sexual referance)
Scott: (Shrugs) Ughh fine I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Tam: (Pushes person up against wall and breathes in to neck)
Person: You always do this. Stop it I know you have a girl friend and you're just drunk right now.
Tam: You know you want me. We'll be together by the end of the year.
I have just graduated from TAMS in which i threw what could have been the two most fun years of my life away to gain a couple more hours of college credit. Now to embark back into the real world which is a complete polar opposite to the ridiculous world i was shielded in during my tenure at TAMS! But at least i will be a millionaire, not that it matters since i don't know what fun is .
hey man, did you get some play last night?
yeah man! i got some tams pussy!
TAMS pussy? why didn't you just save yourself the trouble and stick your dick in a meat grinder!
"I don't... that's... what?"
"Those aren't muskets!
"Oh... of course..."
Person: Hey, who's way up high in that tree?
Me: Oh, that's Tam.
Tam can carry like 7 conversations on at the same time and still have deep stuff to say.