Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"