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Talmud Thumper 

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.
That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!
Talmud Thumper by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023

Vancouver Talmud Torah 

a shitty school that abuses its students (someone seriously shut down this school please)
"Have you heard of the school Vancouver Talmud Torah? It deserves to burn in hell along with all of its staff."

Talmudvision 

It's a term that is used to acknowledge the fact that television is controlled and run by Jews (hence the word Talmud - the Jewish Holy Books). What it really means is that when you watch television you are really seeing a false reality that is presented mainly through the perspective of International Jewry and what they want you to see. Television is a well known propaganda machine that is extremely powerful because when you watch it, you are actually in a trance like state. When in this state it is very difficult for your mind to distinguish what is seen on television from reality (i.e. television becomes reality in your mind).
A: I watched MTV Video Music Award yesterday, that was so cool.
B: Stop watching the talmudvision. It's lowering your IQ.

Talmuder 

Talmuder (pronounced; "tal-mud-er") is a slang word for someone who extremely follows the teachings of the Talmud book.

The word "talmuder" has a similar expression/meaning to the word "bible-basher", when it comes to extreme Bible worshipers.
Man 1: "you know where your Prophet is now?..."

Man 2: "shut it, you Talmuder"

Example 2:

Judge 1: "did you read his affidavit fully?"

Judge 2: "yes, he is a Talmuder"
Talmuder by One Large June 14, 2020
is a person of higher regard, normally reserved for the most special of people.
Dude, that Talmadge just solved my computer problem in 10 minutes, while drinking a latte.
Talmadge by Jason Fine January 31, 2010
Always has something random to say. Seems insanely decent at first but once you get to know him, it's a whole different story. Very weird but in a funny way, doesn't really give a shit about what people have to say. One free-spirited, loud ass, silly ass person. Good with the girls cuz he knows how to keep them smiling, and always plays the cool guy card around them. Handsome in a unique way but just enough to keep his girl wet all day.
Girl: I miss you
Tamuda: Aim harder next time
Tamuda by collonade.fire March 10, 2018