Barista: Oh, you wanted a "Short". You didn't say "Short". Do you want a "Short" then, hmmmmm?
Customer: Well...uhhh...yeah...of course.
Barista: Well you should've just said so in the 1st place.
Customer(seething): You just lost your tip.
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