A great place to find drunk climbers and teenagers in cars. A place that is a party in the summer and a fucking pit of coldness in the winter. A place where the school is shit, drugs are the way to go, and bums sleep at the baseball field. A place where if you tell one person everyone knows. A place of no secrets and plenty of hippies. A place where people come to hide from the law.

a. A cute little town in Alaska to visit for a week, especially in the summer. You can take airplane tours, go fishing, and do a lot of different drugs. A good place to find yourself.

b. A small town in Alaska where a group of young people are trapped. They have no AP, no museums (see Smithsonian), no clubbing, no concerts, and no internet. A good place to get wasted, pregnant, or bitten by mosquitoes.