Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.
"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"
"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"