|1.||Taliban Ass Fiend|
This is a person who flys to the middle-east and rapes as many of the fuckers as he/she possibly can handle before he/she is hung, butchered or the most likely, held hostage so that some terrorist being held by the US government is released. This of course will not happen because of Bush's strict "we do not negotiate with terrorists" policy. The hostage will then inevitably be killed and the video of said killing will be displayed on the internet. This is why the Taliban Ass Fiend is almost comletely extinct.
"Did you hear about that Taliban Ass Fiend that lives on my road?"
"He just got back from Afghanistan... He bought one back for his dad"
"No way! Lets go round and see if we can have a go"