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Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers. Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
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When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood". Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
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An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido. Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
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doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back. Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
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