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"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea. The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.
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Sex. Cheap, dirty sex. Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010 You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.
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Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate. Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food? Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it. Gustavo: <silence> Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before? Gustavo: Can't say that I have. Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though. |
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When Conan O'Brien makes the sweetest of love to George Lopez. You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.
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