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The one piece of universally applicable advice that adequately explains any situation. Usually used by a superior professional to a beginning professional, when the former has taught absolutely nothing to the latter. Nurse: Holy shit dozens of people are coming in with unknown ailments!
Doctor (Going on break): you'll do fine. Remember, take the Coriolis effect into account. Nurse: What about variable humidity? Doctor: Yeah, that too. Student: How am i supposed to know what to study for the final? Tutor: Look, our time us up. Just take the coriolis effect into account, and you'll do fine. Student: Did we cover variable humidity? Tutor: Yes, that will be on the exam. Original example: Cpt macmillan: Remember what i've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and windspeed along the bullet's flight path. Also, at this distance, you'll have to take the Coriolis effect into account. |
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