A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.
Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.
by Rimmy Jimmy March 3, 2014
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