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2. Taint Slam
An extremely unfortunate event.
I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
1. taint slam
the act of punching somebody in the taint
That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her
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