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The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as The Brown Derby.
On the way to grandma's house Amy and I were involved in an auto accident. When asked for our statement by the officer, Amy calmly explained that we were Taint Misbehavin'. We were not cited for causing the accident.
by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

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