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1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.
Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.
by klillzle February 15, 2009