You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.
That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.
by "Big" Charlie March 28, 2007