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The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.
Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"

James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
by MissS8 August 08, 2014