I felt so stuffed from the crumpets and huge roll I had that I considered tactical chunder but I was incorrectly informed that it would in fact be bulimia.
Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.
Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.
Person 2: Okay...
Person 1: Ahhh. =]
Person 2: Where you just sick?
Person 1: No! It was a Tactical Chunder...
Person 2: Oh, that's okay then! Good Effort!
Person 2: Barkeep, 2 of your finest Jaegerbombs, please!
Person 1: Woo! Get them down me!