Anything that is black, rubberized, adorned with scopes, flashlights, fiber-optic sights, and completely useless for any actual tactical work. In other words, poseur
Origin: The people at tacticalbodyguardservices dot com (they couldn't spell their own name correctly and spelled it as Tactial Bodygaurd Services)
He's got all sorts of tactial gear. Look, he has an m4 with 20lbs of extras hung onto it and a vest with a bunch of pockets and stuff.