Top Definition
A 21-35 year old single mom, divorced from a service member, has at least one STD and will perform unspeakable sexual acts within the first thirty minutes of meeting them.
Dude 1: last night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now my mustache has crabs!

Dude 1: the other night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now I'm legally not allowed to give blood.

Dude 1: a damn Tacoma Girl walked up to me at The Swiss, grabbed my dick, then announced that it was her dick and she was going home with it. I then proceeded to give her a "red rhino" and go four fingers deep in her butthole.
by Bigstock April 01, 2011

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