A hero to taste buds, but the scourge of anal sphincters the world over.
I just ate some Taco Bell, and it was delicious. My asshole will regret it tomorrow though...
by geodude54 May 22, 2012
A fast food joint where the people working their arent teens like the ones that work at the other fast food joints but old people.
Kid #1: "Dude working at a fast food restaurant like when your in high school is cool but not when your 37"

Kid #2: "Yea Taco Bell is where failures work"
by bananapeelz July 12, 2009
A slang term for a male's testes, comparing the quality of the mans set of jewels to taco bell food.
Man... he had some gnarly lookin' taco bells!
by mamabearwhiskey April 23, 2009
The reason I have 3,000 sauce packets in my drawer
Hey will you pass me a spoon from the drawer?

Only thing here is Taco Bell hot sauce.
by kirin thunder May 21, 2015
One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.
by 7zer0z August 26, 2012
The Event Of Smoking Weed! (code name of somoking weed)!
Taco Bell Times Too
by BELLO BELLO May 06, 2011
A place where you eat if you want to get diarrhea. It tastes good, but still.

Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.

I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Kim: Hey Midian you want to go to Taco Bell with me and Bradon?

Me: Yeah sure.

-2 hours later-

Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!

Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?

Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
by .Midian. March 18, 2011

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