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One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.
by 7zer0z August 26, 2012
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1.
a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
by Dave August 05, 2003
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2.
In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
by therealrichieedwards November 09, 2004
2083 399
 
3.
The single best place to steal sporks from.
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
by Freak Obscene April 30, 2004
1625 409
 
4.
fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
by nick March 02, 2004
1497 418
 
5.
most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
by ex lax July 29, 2005
1347 319
 
6.
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
by AYB February 18, 2003
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7.
A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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