A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.
"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"
"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"
a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
The single best place to steal sporks from.
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"
*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop
out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.