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A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong. "Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"
"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!" |
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a slow, delicious death. instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
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In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars. Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
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The single best place to steal sporks from. Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
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fast food place that gives you the shits grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
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most effective laxative known to man. "Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"
*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!" |
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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours. Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
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A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all. It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
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